King Arthur The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. Woman Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes. I thought we were an autonomous collective.ĭennis You’re fooling yourself. King Arthur I didn’t know you were called Dennis.ĭennis Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you? King Arthur Well I can’t just call you man. What knight lives in that castle over there? You’ll be stone dead in a moment.ĭead Collector I can’t take him like that.

Peasant Well he will be soon, he’s very ill. King Arthur It could grip it by the husk.įirst Swallow-Savvy Guard It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios.ĭead Collector Here. They could be carried.įirst Swallow-Savvy Guard What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Yet these are not strangers to our land.įirst Swallow-Savvy Guard Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Or the House Martin or the Plover may seek warmer climes in winter. King Arthur The Swallow may fly south with the sun. First Swallow-Savvy Guard Where’d you get the coconuts?įirst Swallow-Savvy Guard Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical.įirst Swallow-Savvy Guard Well this is a temperate zone.

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